"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch."

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"Cooking demands attention, patience, and above all, a respect for the gifts of the earth. It is a form of worship, a way of giving thanks."
- Judith B. Jones
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"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives."
- Oscar Wilde
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"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
- Jim Davis
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"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch."
- Orson Welles
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"The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook."
- Julia Child
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"The Food and Drug Administration announced today that while one ounce of Special K with four ounces of milk is a good dietary source of protein, one ounce of Special K with five ounces of milk is deadly poison."
- Norm Macdonald
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"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
- Marilyn Wann
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"My doctor told me I had to stop throwing intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people."
- Orson Welles
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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart."
- Erma Bombeck
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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
- Charles Schulz
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"I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet."
- Amy Neftzger
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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
- W.C. Fields
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"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six."
- Yogi Berra